No. Let me tell you how this is going to work, Tumblr.
You're going to get rid of the pornless porn-bots (as we have been shitting around with them for months now & I see on my blocked list that they are still not all removed, although we are doing our duty of blocking and reporting), and you're going to take your stupid little “market” (that is basically just full of links that'll take you to the browser to actually shop and therefore is unnecessarily as big as it) off my taskbar, and you're going to fucking put back my profile where it belongs.
You were making fun of Twitter. You don't get to be a Space Karen and ruin shit for everybody else because your ego needs a push.
The appeal of Tumblr and buying stuff like the checkmarks (that are useless & can turn into crabs that make it harder to use your site) is that you're not pushy. You make shitty ads that look like spam or as if an 8-year-old drew them on Microsoft Paint, and you're a sarcastic little shit in the description.
You are too self-aware to be acting like all the other shitty social media platforms and make it a point that you're here to sell stuff. Don't be like Instagram, man.
Tumblr, my love, my friend, you just earned asshole of the week, and I suggest you do some deep thinking.
– Sincerely, a (very important) Checkmark Owner.
